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Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Wm40A: Ep.92 "The Formula to True Life" pt.3

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Special Guest: Brandy (Comedian)

Topics:
  • - All True Life Episodes
  • - True Life Did You Know I was Black
  • - True Life DID you Know I am a Man
  • - True Life My Mom Stabbed Me
  • - True Life I'm a 10 He's a Loser
  • - True Life I Want to be UnGay
  • - True Life My Mom's a Pimp

Featured Tracks:
  1. Intro: Jay-Z - No Hook
  2. Los - Livin The Life
  3. Atmosphere - She's Enough
  4. Outro: The Throne - That's My Bitch

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Tito Lopez Says "Hip-Hop Back!!!

TheVerdict: 

Hip-Hop Back Freestyle



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J*DaVeY 'Quicksand' ft. Defsound [VIDEO]

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Produced & Directed by The Ports


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The Magical WINK...Why Do White People Do it?

TheVerdict: 
So, I'm sitting at work today, mining my own business (yes, I meant mining, got uh get dafawk out dizbich) and my boss comes over to talk to me. He mentions that some serious stuff is going down and we gotta be on our game today; he actually says, "Put your Game Faces on". Its very preppy pepish, but the subtle n*gga in me can deal. Now this is where it gets "weird". As he's walking away, he goes "So lets make sure we keep an EYE on things" and hits us with one of these,




Yall got to understand, he did that shit JUST LIKE THAT! There was so much confidence in that corny as comedy. I felt like there was some inside joke that my black ass wasn't a part of. Some WINK and POINT Party that I didn't rsvp for, but he assumed I had. Just....Why?!  What is the point of the Wink. Then I started thinking, the Wink is Magical.


The Wink is the White business man's form of the Snap.




It's how he gets his point across through human gestures after CLEARLY stating the f*cking point. It's also cool. To me, the same dudes who hit people wit the magical wink during strategic times in the work place are also guys who reference characters like The Fonz, or have a Star Wars Death Star Theme song ring tone for when their wife calls. It's for people who only know Ron Howard as Opie, or don't understand why they'd ever need netflix, and got an iPhone so they'd have to ability to text people (True Story).

The Magic in the Wink is that it's subtle, only the people its meant for see it, and it can be taken any way.  If a man notices a young lady in the workplace who exhibits some sexy, if its a brotha, we do the nod, but if its a white guy, he'll hit you with THE WINK.  Sexual Harassment suit avoided.  He doesn't even have to point the woman out.  He's doesn't have to whisper to you that she's to his liking.  Why incriminate himself?  All he has to do, is hit ya with THE WINK.  99.99% of the time, HE WILL!  You may find the WINK offensive, but guess what n*gga, YOU CAN'T PROVE IT WAS!!  Completely subjective gesture.

The Wink comes in many forms, for men and women, but not always a pretty form.
   

You must master the WINK to master the WINKEE.  Palin's wink makes her look retarded.  That's why we know she's retarded.  But if she had hit us with one of these,
we'd love her stupid ass.

I'm fully confident in believing white folk practice the wink when taking personal time.  They probably wink after a nice sh*t.  Probably, Looking at themselves in the mirror after washing/not washing their hands and hit the Double-Handed-Snap-Point-n-Wink or the Guns-n-Wink (don't try this unless you have alteast mastered the One-Handed-Snap-n-Wink).  It in stills that white pride that keeps turns them from a blue collar to a white collar worker in what would take a normal darkie 16 years, but for them, only about 16 months.  Don't hate my brothas, you got to remember, they DID give us affirmative action.  Oh, those "brothers" on top, in the suits, with that proper dialect, dem knee grows be winking themselves right out of slavery and onto the corporate golf course.  Best believe a n*gga that can Wink, never receives a slip that is Pink!  #TrueGospel


JUST GIVE IT UP PALIN...FAWK EYE WINK STUGGLE LIFE
All that doesn't really phase me though.  I find the Magical Wink so uninviting.  Its just a parasitic game of mind control and influence.  It's an empty gesture.  But, who am I to rock the boat.  I'm just another knee grow planking on this salary. 

Can you imagine how much longer slavery may have lasted if Slave Masters would have just hit a n*gga or two with THE WINK?  "See der, Suh Boss Masta Wink at me.  I's best picks me enuff of dis heere cottin tuh makes the misses all new backs ta skule clothz.  Maybe's den I sees freedoms!"

If someone winks at me, its gotta be one of the following winks below.  Those are truly magical and highly suggestive....YOU KNOW WHY!






Oh YEA!  You n***** can't WINK it like me..















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TheVerdict: Waka Flocka "Round Of Applause"....

TheVerdict: 
Everyone knows I am NOT a fan of Waka Flocka (BURN NIGGA BURN, IN THE NAME OF SWEET BABY JESUS.. BURNNNN!).  But, we here at the Unbias-when-we-wanna-be Institute of Truth and Hip-Hop (UITH pronounced 'youth') that is Where's My 40 Acres have to talk about everything relevant in the game.  Sadly, this nomerin' misnomer ass nigga is relevant, still.  May the ghetto gods be so merciful in my favor.  In true rapper tradition, Waka has a tape dropping soon and this is one of the tracks from the album Triple F Life.  Its produced by one of @MsMusicLover's all-time favorite producers, Lex Luger.  I really hope this doesn't make me wish for the sacrificial death of my people.  Lawd knows it seems like we need it sometimes. 


Waka Flocka - Round Of Applause (Prod. by Lex Luger)


-Did this nigga really BURP in the opening of the song...smh..  Giving birth to a nigga that turns out like this should be a f*cking felony charge

TheVerdict: *Cocks back, POW!*.........Naw, I'm just playing.  Actually, the Earth must be spinning in reverse today because this song isn't that bad.  The beat actually serves its purpose of making a chick with heaux tendencies feel the Ambiance of Heaux (the strip club or my mama's basement).  I am not fooled.  Waka Flocka is club music, dumb music, dread shakers music, too-many-niggas-in-that-Windstar music, "Hey Jim look at those porch monkeys over there, lets arrest em" ass music.  The beat is really the only saving grace.  Waka Flocka sounds like someone hit em with a tranquilizer or maybe he's just reading his lyrics (lol, that nigga don't read).  Either way, he's sounds like a zombie with a job at the ship yard as a painter.  But, even with that said, the song is catchy.  So if there's a fatty near by, I suggest you start playing and watch the owner of that behind lose control. 
It's A Keeper!

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