Criminals who shouldn't even fall asleep in holding!

I been going through some mug shots of local arrests[they're pure comedy] and I always come across pictures of people who its obvious, don't belong in jail, weren't made for jail, and will probably end up being someone's jailhouse funboy. Make no mistake, this writer right chea, is NOT built for jail either. I'm too pretty for that shyt, plus..... I LIKE GIRLS!


Mr. P here looks like you typical dumbass college student. Drinking and driving is like Russian Roulette 5 rounds loaded in a six shooter. He was also caught with a "controlled substance" that he obviously couldn't control, which is why the police felt the need to step in and give him a hand. Paul, will probably get off easy, but if not, may I suggest getting comfortable sleeping on your back.

Mr. J here is only 23, and decided that a future as a lawyer or maybe even a doctor was too cliche for him. He decided to go Set it Off style and rob a bank. Something tells me, his new prison home will feel more like a brothel.












This guy has obviously never seen OZ, American History X, Lockdown (the show and the movie). Come on dude, really. WTF were you thinking. That song Eminem did about the bully in the bathroom, that's this guy's life. He needs to start lifting weights now. Ain't no weights on the yard small enough for him to start out with at his size.