Lil Wayne on Rolling Stone Cover... somebody come get this fool!



How you gon diss dark-skin chicks when you're Jungle Brown!



So this nigguh did an interview with rolling stones and I found some of the exerts from the interview. I can't believe nigguhs like this are rewarded in life while I work a fuggin 9-5 5 days a week. Come on Gawd, really?!?


- Lil Wayne Played Uno

"I'd bust a nigga's ass at Uno," he told writer Josh Eells. "We gamble for phone time. I'd take nigga's commissary: Lemme get them cookies, lemme get them chips, get that soup."

This Uno king as nigguh is talking like he was doing real time. What is this? Dude woke up in prison everyday hoping to get that "Draw Four Wild" card along with a couple Skips and Reversals. Smh... And ya'll still allowing this nigguh to
 portray gangster with out at least showing us his Rick Ross School of Being a Fake Drug Dealer on Record degree.  Just think, if Weezy hadn't won so much phone time playing Uno, we wouldn't have had to head that bool shyt ass I am Not a Human Being album.  Prison needs better Uno players!


- Lil Wayne Ignored by Lebron and D-Wade

"Them niggas never speak to a nigga," he says. "They don't chuck me the deuce or nothing. Nigga spent all that money on them fucking tickets ... Come holla at me. We sit right by them little bitch-ass niggas. At least come ask me why I'm not rooting for you."

Oh come the fug on!  How is this not some-ole-b*tch shit.  Why do they need to chuck the deuce to you during the game.  DURING THE GAME!  They suppose to turn around and acknowledge you cause you're weezy.  Don't these ballers, THESE REAL BALLERS, make more money than you dude.  You need to realize that people who make more money than you, that haven't been to prison, and actually are great at what they do probably won't be paying you're walking tattoo collage ass no mind.  Why the hell would they take the time out to come ask you why you ain't cheer leading for them even though you got cho head up they ass waiting for the first sign of a sweaty fart and a hand shake.  And did he really call D-Wade and Lebron LITTLE bitch-ass nigguhs.  Really man.  This is not gangster Weezy F.  Just sit down and watch the dayum game Wayne.


-Lil Wayne Read the Bible

"I also read the Bible for the first time. It was deep! I liked the parts where some character was once this, but he ended up being that. Like he'd be dissing Jesus, and then he ends up being a saint. That was cool."

Oh my gawd.  Fuk you Rolling Stone mag.  Fuk you for doing this to us.  You know exactly what you're doing.  Dissing Jesus?  So you mean to tell me this ignorant brother read the Bible, the book with out a picture every 3 words, and he actually described situations where Jesus was persecuted or disrespected as Dissin' Jesus.  I bet you in the Bible he read, Jesus went and got the gat to help change them saints' minds.  And He didn't meet his father God, till he was 18 from the other side of the visiting room plexiglass, where he showed him his high school graduation invitation that God wouldn't be able to use.  And then he shed that Nick Cannon tear from Drumline.  Man...  Jesus was able to convince the disciples to follow him and have faith in his words and actions, and Weezy thought "That was cool"  This is too easy and at the same time, equally frustrating.  Somebody book this man a concert in the Bermuda Triangle please, and tell him to take Jack Black, Tyrese,  Lil Duval, and Sarah Palin with him-- they all know what they did.


-Lil Wayne in Solitary Confinement

"Shout-out to Charles...Solitary was the worst. No TV. No radio. No commissary. Basically you're in there 23 hours a day." The only upside was he had a window where he could watch cars go by. "I used to sit at that motherfucker all day," he says.

Man. Fuk this article. I'm done!  Go read the full article yourself --->> Lil Wayne Talks Prison