The Internet Fails Us Again: The "We Got Something Else For Y'all Darkies" Edition

You know how bookstores have an "African-American Interest" section all the books are either serialized BET dramas, books about the Underground Railroad, or something about how black men and women can't relate to one another? Like we can't read other kinds of books (I'm not interested in anything on that list, for example). Well, I don't know if you all have heard about this, but 'they' came up with a web browser for Black people now....tragic. It's called 'Blackbird' and it's tag line is "It's the web browser for how you're livin' " *Please note that the (n') at the end of livinG was added, presumably to make sure y'all nigs know it's got 'flava' or some sh*t like that. And they got the fool with the 1993 De La Soul fade braids with ethernet jacks as their Coon-y mascot, because that's a culturally relevant hairstyle now. /sarcasm
Moving on.

The main features are as follows...
Black Search Black News Ticker Black Bookmarks Black Videos Local Business Search Email Manager Social Network Manager Job Search Tool

I had to investigate the "Black Search" feature because it seemed too funny not to look at, and I was NOT disappointed! In Google, searching the word music, the first result is the Yahoo!Music portal. That's cool, it's got an internet radio feature and a bunch of stations and news and blogs about all kinds of music. When you use Black Search (a modified Google search algorithim) and look up the word music, what do you get?

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.....BET. YES. I am not making this up, people. Blackbird knows that we need that 106 & Park! Bob Johnson IS music bruh! Real Talk!

FLOCKA™!

........*cough* Sorry about that. If you want to investigate this madness yourself, here's the link.
Good luck.


-Xmike