Watch the vid while reading this post. That's right!!! Our ish is interactive!!!!
First off, thanks for all the love on the last post. My post will be random like that. If you listen to me on the podcast, you know I'm all over the place.
Maaaaaaannnnn, I think I need to stop watching videos at night. That's why I always write these at like 12:30 in the morning. So I'm online just seeing whats on the net and I see Beyonce's new vid. Now we don't do a lot of R&B on these 40 acres. And this will prolly be the first and last Beyonce post. but I saw this vid and had to share.
The song itself is just "Ehh" to me. She took one of my fav songs "Pon De Floor" and added some words. But Beyonce tried to take that song from the club and turn it to the woman's lib anthem of 2011. Niggas gonna ask they girl could she wash the dishes and she gonna start singing this song. Some chick gonna use this song at the wrong time and its gonna be a domestic violence issue. *Lawyer's Note: We at "Where's My 40 Acres" do not condone domestic violence in any form or any other nignorance that might be in this post.*
Now the video starts off with Beyonce on a random ass horse riding in the random ass desert. Then there is another Beyonce on a car. Bout ten seconds later there is a third Beyonce. Chick is multiplying all over the place. Now thru all of this there is a random ass cow just chillin, being like "Your dance number is disturbing my grazing." Oh and the third B (got tired of spelling her name) got a pet lion. In a post apocalyptic world, who in the hell has time to train a lion?!?!? Wouldn't he look at B and get hungry? I mean all that thickness in the thighs and a booty that had her daddy staying real close after all those years....
When you listen to the latest podcast, you'll hear Phenom and I talking bout B trying WAAAAYYYYY too hard. It seen in the dancing. B the only woman who dances like she's in a fight. She starts off dancing with two dudes (who I expect are her slaves cuz she runs the world). But them niggas smooth as hell. Dikembe and Mubutu dancing in chucks in the sand and didn't even blink. B look like she gonna break some bones. Then she has pet hyenas! Like I said earlier, a lot of random ass animals.
Then there's a breakdown during the bridge and some water jets go off. That or a Titan busted a nut behind her. Either way, the same effect is achieved. A few seconds later, B is doing is signature gyrating on the floor, sand, whatever she happens to be on.*
*For reference to the places in which she is gyrating:
Upgrade U - sand, backseat of car, and jewels
Baby Boy - more sand (think she has a sand fetish)
Videophone - the whole set and Lady Gaga
If I Were a Boy - I think she does it to herself cuz she's a boy.......
Halo - An angel
(For your next video can you call the 40 acres boys? I know we wouldn't mind being your sand)
We are at the end now. And what shows that you run the world better than 100 women doing the stanky leg. Beyonce, look in the mirror. You are FINE. And you can sing. So you dont need to try this hard. I just have this feeling when I see you now
So just sit down, chill, give the world back, and go back to making some good music. But yall now this gonna be all over your tv. So you better get used to it.
My next post might be trying to figure out why the hell Rick Ross is rapping from a wheelchair in this latest video......
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