Top 10 Worst Celebrity Tippers...Cheap Rich Basterds

Here we go! This is the sh*t I live and breath for. I want to know the truth about these people who have millions of dollars to throw away and don't even use it to help make a person's day better for giving them, what we all know is, over the top service. Lets just keep it real, PEOPLE SUCK!

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10. Rachael Ray shows up on quite a few lists of measly tippers. "Tipped $1 on a $10 tab" according to List of the Day, which also accuses her of "promoting less than a 20% tip on a show that millions of people watch!" Rachael might have to rename her series of $40 a Day books $40 a Day -- Not Including Gratuities.

How the f*ck you a muthaf*ckin chef and you don't tip when YOU go out to eat.  Rachel's toastie ass ain't never sat right with me.  She looks like her sour vagina gives men the lemon face and it prolly has teeth in it too. Ole Starving Ass Snaggle Tooth P*ssy...

9. Bill Cosby is ranked #6 on Glamorati's list of 34 notoriously bad tippers, and the Cos makes it onto just about every other list too. He is said to have once left a $3 tip on a $350 order. This from a man who preaches about the importance of setting a good example.

Does this surprise anyone?  Bill wouldn't even pay for Theo's flying lessons.  Denise had to make him a Gordon Gartrell sweater with one strong-hand sleeve and one little man's hands sleeve.  I bet you the people serving him were some Young Black Youth with they pants hanging all off they ass and piercings all in they pupils and shit, prolly listening to some Big Sean or reading a Tyrese book. 

8. Sean Penn and three others had "New Orleans waiters waiting on them hand and foot. The tip left on a $450 tab? Absolutely nothing. There are lots of instances of Sean Penn stiffing waitstaff," Glamorati reports. He takes the number three spot on the Frisky's compilation of measly stars as well. Of course Penn was in N.O. helping out poor people, so let's at least acknowledge he's generous with his time, if not his money.

Whoa...Whoa..  Didn't this dude play in I am Sam?  That says it all.  So anyway, yea, did yall notice the sun came up again today, that's two days in a row already.. That NEVER happens..foh Penny Pinching Penn

7. Mariah Carey is said to have kept a restaurant open late with a very large party. Glamorati, getting its info from the New York Post, wrote that "Mariah and crew were very diva-ish with their demands. Despite keeping staffers jumping and a high tab, no one left a tip."

She married Nick F*cking Cannon and yall really surprised that this 20 Personalties chick don't tip.  You know what, I take that back.   I betcha she tips every time.  And everytime she leaves, Nick snatches up that sh*t up and uses it as his lunch money for the week.  Yep!  That's exactly what happens.  Nick tryna build up his savings account one tip at a time.  He's got kids to feed off now.

6. Usher is consistently cited as one of the worst tippers, including the Stained Apron's 44 tipping "sinners," and the number five spot on the Frisky. "Always tries to get someone else to pick....
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Oh Oh OHOH OHOH OH MY..who gives a f*ck.  Is usher even really still a celebrity.  What are the rules to being a celebrity because I think he's violated them all in damn near two years.  Questionable "Tendencies"...CHECK!  Horrible Music...DOUBLE CHECK!  The God Given Ability of Staying in the Who Cares Zone of Life...CHECK CHECK JACK POT B**************TCH! Chicken Muthaf*ckin Biscuit...

5. Jeremy Piven, according to Zimbio, showed up at Nobu in Aspen with a party of 12 -- without a reservation. After being seated and served, Piven reportedly told the manager: "Thanks for nothing," and left a signed Entourage DVD as the tip -- which is at least a bit more generous than an autograph. According to the story, a Nobu employee hurled the box at Piven as he was leaving, and Piven was....
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Surprise Surprise, the homophobic, racists, sexists ass Ari Gold is as Real as a hiding balloon coke in ya bum is dumb.  I just want to know which season of Entourage he signed cause if it was one of those wack ass seasons, he should be charged with extortion and false advertising.  We all know Jeremy Piven is like 5'0 nothing.  Little men don't tip because the world is always looking down on them.   

4. LeBron James comes in at number four on thefrisky.com's list, and perhaps for good reason. Seems he once made....
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Wait, was this a restaurant in Cleveland or Miami?  Was he wearing his head band?  Was Bosh anywhere near the table Big Boy Bron was eating at?  So many things could have contributed to Lebron not tipping.  Either way, he's a d*ck for not doing it.  Karma's a b*tch dude.  I'm just saying, you better start tipping before the season starts; if it starts.

3. Barbra Streisand is mentioned again and again for being a cheap tipper as well as a rude and....
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Yo, I thought she was dead, dead ass.  Zombies don't tip.  Can we please get this 28 weeks Later ass use-to-be off this list.  She never did a strike a chord with me. 

2. Madonna: It's just like the old days: Madonna comes in number one on chart after chart. Glamorati in 2008 named Madonna numero uno in its list of the 34 stingiest celebs. "Doesn't always leave a tip, and when she does it's a cheap one." A year later, List of the Day put her atop its cheapster listing and reported that....
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Are they sure it was Madonna and not Lady Gaga?  Pale people don't tip because the sun never loved them enough.  Madontchudaretryandsingthatshit seems very giving.  She's been giving use bullsh*t music for a long time now.  She also gave of some of the WORST popular styles known to the 80's and beyond.  I got a tip for her, and not the kid her videos suggest she loves.

1. Tiger Woods came in number four on Zimbio's scrooge compilation and was cited on every single list. The reason he doesn't tip: The man worth more than $500 million says it's because he never carries cash. The Frisky reports Tiger dated "a gal in Las Vegas who had to tip for him ....
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The Nigga brought cheap hoes, how is this a surprise?  Every time he talks, they should play "Screwed Up" in the back ground.  I'm surprised he didn't try and start a petition to get Hot n Now back in business so he can buy burgers for all his blonde hoes for under $2, no cheese, no fries.  Dude has the lamest excuses ever.  I tip with my credit card all the time.  Maybe you can't tip with a African American Express?  You can only purchase the restaurant 20x over and sh*t.  #CheapF*ckShrugLife


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