African Wii

Thanks to the many marches and struggles of our civil rights leaders and supporters from the 60's, I was able to walk in to Gamestop today, unprotested..... And cop a BLACK man's Wii. Now, I know what you people are saying. Its just a color. No people, it's our color, it's a culture. This is our Wii. This is the MLK, Thurgood Marshall, Malcolm X, Muhammod Ali Wii. If you're a lost brotha or sista who went out and copped a cotton color Wii, I'mma need you to ebay, craigslist, or pawn that Uncle Tom system, and get this new Black Dynamite Wii. I'M JUST JOKING! Black is sexy though!