Lady Gaga, You surprised me!

While the whole dayum world was tuned into the VMA Awards show as if they really cared about who won what, I'd be willing to bet MTV sees how many people actually vote and laugh at it, I was playing Bayonetta/channel surfing. And I did catch 1 of the many awards that Lady Gaga won. And it just so happens that I caught the one most of her fans probably fainted over-- most of her fans probably have to be reminded to breathe because they're just so smart. During THIS, like she hadn't done it enough already, acceptance speech Ms. Goo Goo Gaga decided to not only leave the smell of a Slaughterhouse on stage, but she also decide to leave tube glued fans with the title of her next album and a sample of what can be expected-- remind us again what singers do on albums Lamb Chop Gaga.

Now I could sit here and talk mad shyt about her voice, but I'd be a lying, dumb ass black man and my moms didn't name me Clifford Harris for good dayum reasons-- going under The jaIl. Lady Gaga got some pipes. That can't be true, oh yes it can. She can blow people, and not the way you'd think from seeing those videos. I'm impressed and confused all at once. If you can sing THAT WELL, why do all your songs sound exactly the same and have no real depth to them. I had Lady Beef Tips in the same category as Ke$hit, I mean Ke$ha. Maybe now that she's the official spokes person for the LGBT and just plain Weird Community, she'll go into her second album with a more down to earth sound that shows off the true gift God gave her-- which is NOT fashion design.

Did I mention Drake is a fuggin clown!