How to make $240K yelling at Kids!

Speechless
By LYNSEY HAYWOOD
Published: Today (thesun.co.uk)

AN award of £150,000 to a teacher who lost her voice shouting in class was branded a disgrace last night.

The amount given to Joyce Walters, right, is more than the total payout to FIVE wounded war heroes.

Joyce, 50, had to give up her job after years of making herself heard across noisy classrooms left her with painful nodules on her vocal cords.

She claimed she was forced to raise her voice because classes were too large. The mum-of-two now struggles to hold lengthy conversations...
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See. If they'd go ahead and give bullhorns to teachers instead of fat police officers in movies and dumb people at political rallies, the school wouldn't be out $240K and they'd still have a teacher to overload with your rowdy badass kids that you refuse to discipline. I know all teachers wish they could retire like this. But hey, if you can give the cast of Jersey Shore 6 figure deals to do your commericials or be on your show to boost ratings, why can't a teacher retire on this type of $$$ cushion. Unless it was one of the Jersey Shore kids' teachers.