Waka Flocka's A.I.D.'s ( Auto-misnomer Identity Disorder...)



How Do you look like the last pick at life even when you in a Mask with a Butcher Knife?

 Misnomer
1. a misapplied or inappropriate name or designation.
2. an error in naming a person or thing.

What does this have to do with Waka Flocka, because we all know this fool has never heard the term MISNOMER. Well, Mr. Flocka has no idea that he has this disorder, kind of like a learning disability (which is why some became a rapper) or dyslexia (which is why some can't read, and became a rapper) or mild retardation (which is why someone wanted to major in geometry, but can't read or do math, so he became a rapper). Luckily, I had enough time between drinking my coffee, eating my donut, and web surfing for ignorant pleasures to properly diagnose him. There are three popular jobs for people with a proficiency in intellectual deficiencies that exist in the world today: Reality TV star, rapper, and Janitorial Arts. People who practice in the Janitorial arts usually have more respect than people who fall into the other two fields due to their mental capacity or lack thereof. So exactly WHY does Waka Flocka have this rare disorder?

If you're a fan of Waka Flocka's music, I'm surprised you read this far and you should just stop reading now because you won't get it. And even if you do get it, once you try to explain it, the shits gone be the worse game of Telephone in documented history. For all my smart people, Waka's neurological inadequacies have been causing him to disrespectfully name his albums after people of great notareity in our time and in our history. With a heightened sense of fuckery, Waka named his last album Flockaveli. What the fuck does this slow face Predator know about Nicolo' Machiavelli? Not a got dayum thing. He knows about Makaveli because its synonymous (big word alert) with a Hip-Hop classic, Hail Mary by Tupac AKA Makeveli -- RIP. If Mr. Flocka had a magic lamp he wouldn't be  apt enough to wish the light on. If Mr. Flocka was in Limitless, he would have sold the pill and brought studio equipment to make more WACK ASS MUSIC FOR HIS WACK ASS FANS. This people is where the misnomer lies. Dude is illegitimately naming himself after famously studied, quoted, and athletically famed individuals.

Now this album title definitely left ya boy with a WTF! face. So I decide to stroll the street of Wikipedia Ave. and this is where I found all the symptoms of A.I.D. or Auto-M.I.D. Before Flockaveli, Mr. FLocka looked up from his Fruity Pebbles like Kel Mitchell with dreads in an unfunny skit and decided to name his mixtape Lebron Flocka James. Why he chose to put Flocka as the middle name, I don't know. We don't have enough government funding to study that Smaller-bowls-in-the-house-so-he-can't-drown-in-the-cereal decision. From there, you clearly see his ingeniously Snooki like technique to naming mixtapes.

Lebron Flocka James 2
Waka Flocka Myers
Benjamin Flocka coming soon
Quincy Flocka Carter coming soon

You think I'm making these mixtape titles up?  Hell naw I ain't making this shit up. I got a Degree, nigguh. I had a father, nigguh. We stayed in the same house, nigguh. He actually took me places and claimed me as his son, nigguh! Is Benjamin Flocka suppose to be Benjamin Franklin? Obviously Quincy Flocka Carter is Quincy Carter for those who were too fooled by how well he disguised that one. We have people out here who have some of the dumbest disorders ever, addictions to eating couch cushions (Pica), Tanoxeria (take a wild guess), Body Dysmorphic Disorder, Pagophagia (is this shit real, LOL), and ofcourse the Crackberry and Fanboy-Stanaholics (Hatred of anything by Playstation because you love and sex your XBOX).

I wouldn't have a problem with this if the music matched up. If Waka's music was like Lebron on the court, I'd get it. If his tapes were like Quincy's passes, I'd completely buy into this. But the fact that it all A BUNCH OF BOOLSHYT is what makes this a Disorder people! This man has an issue and he needs help. He needs a life tutor? His brain cells are handicapped, he's suppose to be able to park close every time. He needs someone who can work with him and provide baby doses of intelligence, one little "t" spoon full at a time.  This nigguh got poor mans Wheaties Box Cover poses and shit....Jordan would not approve..that's why he don't like Black people now....smmfh