Alright, for all those people who've ever wanted to meet a MTV Real World cast member in the REAL WORLD, get ready to get jealous because I have. Let me clarify something. Not only does the camera add about 10-20 lbs-- of muscle --but it also adds about 3-6 inches of height. Patrick must have fell out of contact with the local gyms according to my female friend who spotted him. While attending the phenomenal Rock the Bells concert this weekend, a friend and I happened to run into Eric Patrick-- the guy simping over the "They just don't understand me because I'm Lebanese" chick from MTV Real World New Orleans. Okay, first off, Eric's a cornball. I mean he is definitely one of the corniest people I've ever seen BUT in a good way. He's definitely a bright, no not his complexion, character. Just as on the show, he's pretty open-- freely took the photo. He also seems really passive and not too controversial. Oh, he's a huge snoop dog fan, but doesn't have a hood bone in his body. And Eric, I'm sorry, but I don't believe that you purchased a cassette copy of Doggystyle back in 93'. Just based on your character, I believe that type of music probably wasn't allowed in your home until Clinton's 2nd Term. His performance during Snoop's performance was hilarious. He'll never look the same to me on the show again; I laughed at last nights episode when he got buck with Ryan on some ole "If you feel frog-gish, than leap.. B*TCH!".
Eric was cool right up until the point that he told us to watch the episode where he beats Ryan's ass-- which he didn't-- and then proceeded to do some type of kung fu move that resembled something you'd see on an intro to a Martin episode, but definitely not as funny or classic. Keep working on the material Eric and may I recommend you stay away from America's Got Talent for at least 3-5 years...practice.
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Haha! You gotta be kidding me. So now I'm "hating" on the guy. First of all, I'm not hating on him, I'm calling it how I perceived it. He was honestly one of the only people in the house whom I could have gotten along with, having no issues.. but that don't mean he ain't a cornball.. Being a cornball is what is it.. Stop looking for a reason to vent about nothing!
The reason its "hating" is because you tell the guy to stay away from 'America's Got Talent' (which on a side note, sucks anyways). I just saw him last night in New York and googled his name to see who he was. He is REALLY funny. I doubt he performed his act for you in the crowd of some random concert. We never got a chance to talk to him after his set (he rushed out), so who knows, maybe he's corny off stage.
I met him off stage.. and he was being himself.. He's a nice guy. He could be a really runny comedian, I don't know. And people are taking this post too seriously. I hope he does well in stand up, cause honestly he was the only person I I could ever see hanging out with from the last Season of Real World. And what is with the posting anonymously??
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